Two Slapheads are better than one

Brett Barnes announces his close involvement in Righting HIStory

Taj’s Statement:

Let me paint a vivid picture of the delightful encounter I had with Brett Barnes and his delightful family back in 2005, just as my follicles started their sneaky disappearing act. Not only did we swiftly form an alliance over our mutually evaporating hairlines, but our bond has endured the test of time, marked by unending support and a generous sprinkling of mutual compliments.

Fast forward to last month, and I had the sheer pleasure of reuniting with the entire Barnes clan in the flesh after nearly two decades, and our unbreakable bond grew even stronger. Now, the time has come for me to joyfully shout from the rooftops the thrilling news that Brett will be officially donning his lab coat to join our hair-raising research quest. It's not just about setting the wonky chromosomes straight; it's also about debunking the ludicrous myths insinuating that men with gleaming bald pates are no longer attractive to the opposite sex. And I have every confidence that with Brett by my side, we'll topple those tall tales in no time!

Brett’s Statement:

Ah, the year was 2005 when fate decided to bring Taj and me together. Little did I know that our glorious union would revolve around a shared misfortune - the male baldness curse. Our follically challenged heads bonded instantly, and we delved into the world of baldness with a determination that could rival any grand quest.

Taj, with his media charm and behind-the-scenes prowess, has valiantly championed the cause of restoring our lost glory. It's not just about vanity; it's a noble quest for a cure! Thus, I joyously declare my enlistment in Taj's Righting HIS bald spot research team. 

Together, we'll shed light on the injustice we endure - the inability to feel the wind teasing our luscious locks as we cruise in a convertible. The world will bear witness to our battle, and our victory shall be as radiant as a flowing mane in the breeze.